Tuesday, January 4, 2011

It's Splitsville Time in Tinsletown

Tragedy has once again struck the collective of celebrity romances and it's time for me to write about it.

Just a week before Christmas, People Magazine's Current Sexiest Man Alive and the GQ Babe of the Year announced that they were splitting up. I assume there was simply too much vanity & hair products in this relationship but supposedly, it was simply that they never spent time with each other due to work. If that's the reason for your marriage ending, you are pretty much saying "Hey, I love my career more than I love you. But it's been fun." 

Scarlett & Ryan in happier times.

Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens.
 I'm not particularly upset about this one, though the Disney Darlings were fairly adorable together. It's still sad to see a years-long relationship end, whether I have an abnormal attachment to this particular couple or not, but I'm actually still surprised they survived the Vanessa Naked Picture scandal.

This is the one I'm truly upset about lately. 
Macaulay Culkin & Mila Kunis
These two went their separate ways after 8 years of dating, which always blows my mind that people can spend that amount of time together and then just throw it away. For celebrity couples, these two were pretty low key without being obsessive about privacy and just utterly adorable. In some pictures, they look a bit like a lesbian couple since they're both so tiny and pretty. I will miss them. 

If only I wasn't so enthralled with the goings-on of certain celebrities, I wouldn't be so upset when they had real life problems. Currently, I'm also pretty obsessed with Seth MacFarlane (the creator of Family Guy & American Dad) and trying to find out what he does besides a lot of voices and sing Dean Martin & Frank Sinatra. It's my new project, at least until school starts back up.

Stay Tuned.

1 comment:

  1. I just don't know what I would do if I didn't have you to tell me about celebrity breakups. I am so sad about Mila and Macaulay, and I didn't even know they were together! And I just read an article from last year about Vanessa and Zach. So tragic. I think Ryan Reynolds has a plastic face, and Scarlett is totes overrated.


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